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disneythis-disneythat:

theghostparty:

samspurpletoothbrush:

SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER

WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

explodeyfaces:

jizaya:

ask-spitfire:

ask-maredowell:




(MY HEART)

omg OMG

//I actually died.

he put #hugme again for emphasis 
EMPHASIS 

explodeyfaces:

jizaya:

ask-spitfire:

ask-maredowell:

(MY HEART)

omg OMG

//I actually died.

he put #hugme again for emphasis 

EMPHASIS 

xenofim:

Doctor Whooves Adventures by *NastyLady

irememberiloveyou:

He’s kissed them all…

except Mickey

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half



WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?


That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

euphoriapony:

maxveers:

MLP STUFF GIVEAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Rules:

  • ONE REBLOG ONLY. I want everyone to have a single fair chance at this. If you reblog it more than once I’ll disqualify you for the sheer buggery of it, you annoying me, and me annoying you in return.
  • Likes do NOT count, so spam away with those! Reblogs only!
  • I will ship this whole bunch anywhere in the world. Even Antarctica, if you’re mad enough to live there.

What you’ll get if you win!

  1. 11x17 official Hasbro promotional show poster
  2. 11x17 Derpy Kong Bronycon September 2011 poster, signed by Sethisto and Jayson Thiessen
  3. 11x14 Beyond Friendship, Magic, Freaking Adorable Bronycon September 2011 poster, signed by Sethisto and Jayson Thiessen
  4. 11x17 Manehatten Bronycon September 2011 poster, signed by Sethisto
  5. ??x?? (too lazy to go measure, but smaller than 11x17) EEYUP Bronycon September 2011 poster,signed by Sethisto and Jayson Thiessen
  6. 11x17 Pony Joe’s Doughnuts poster
  7. 24x36 EEYUP Bronycon September 2011 poster, signed by Sethisto
  8. One complete Toys-R-Us blindbag set, including mane six BBs with cards + 6 randoms
  9. Generation 1 McDonalds Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie toys, and one Generation 2 McDonalds Pinkie Pie with clip
  10. Magnetic Celestia notepad and 4 Bronycon September 2011 postcards, art by Egophiliac
  11. 7 non-important character Blindbags and cards (not pictured)

Today is September 8th… so I’ll draw at 6pm PST on Wednesday September the 12th. 

GET CRACKING, BOYS!

AND GIRLS!

Winner will be announced only if they want me to.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN

ALL I ASK IS YOU LEAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN SO I CAN COME POKE YOU WITH YOUR PRIZE WHEN THE DRAW IS OVER :3

i love horses

sofaking-funny:

jackbaragag:

stillfuckingydgn:

laceyandtheargonauts:

dafuq did I just watch

holy shit what

wut

My mom just had to come in when i was watching this, piece of shit scalene triangle!

thejenmonster:

anastiel:

#what the supernatural fandom looks like to other people

this was my coworker when i told him that it’d be cool to get the anti-possession sigil tattooed on my chest.

askmod-niblitz: